Girl those shorts are too small for you. It looks like your shorts are one of those vacuum seal machines just sucking up your legs through the machine. Stop that.
They’re not hookers, they’re massage therapists.
What the hell you still shopping for? You can’t even mistake that for a tiny shart you ignored. Girl that’s a full on blow out. It looks more like your brown paints got white stains on them than the other way around! Go home.
Think I found that new King’s Guard character from Game of Thrones…