It appears that our neighbors to the north have plenty of muffin tops too. Although theirs are brought to you by Tim Hortons, so that’s a little better I guess.
Forget how they depicted it in Forrest Gump. That was the PG version of how “Shit Happens” really got started.
Wow, this whole Caitlyn Jenner thing is really trending right now…
Batman, Superman, Ferrari and the National Stripper League? I’m so confused but I also really want to hang out with you.