You look like one of those online build-a-doll things that little girls can choose different outfits for the tops and bottoms. Not one anyone would pick mind you, but I think you get the picture here.
Perhaps Marvel or D.C. Comics would be interested in our pitch for Lizard Man?
If you think you’re cool enough to start a new fashion trend, let me tell you, you’re not.
Well this is just flat-out awkward as hell. Not even sure what I’d tell you to do young lad. Good luck?