It would probably be cheaper just to wear a shirt that says “Douchebag Bro” to let everyone know.
On a normal day he has trouble picking up his truck keys. When he puts that on I’ve seen him squat a school bus full of children…and I’m talking a full size bus, not one of the short ones. Murrica.
Dis da (Sams) club girl. You old, she pregnant. Can’t have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around.
You look like you’re pregnant with Walmart. Like little tiny Walmarts are gonna come out of you at some point and just pop up and then they’ll start reproducing Walmarts.