The real question is how many times did you screw up before your wife resorted to this?
Sweet mother of mercy! I’d tell you not to get your panties in a bunch but it appears I’m waaaay late on that one. Yikes!
Thanks for the throwback look to remind us all that people in the 70’s also suffered from wedgies. The struggle has been real for a long time.
You spent the 4th of July slamming hot dogs and beer. She spent the 4th pulling a school bus with her glutes.