Funny story, we’d probably rather see you being eaten by zombies.
What the heck lady? Stop accentuating those proportions. You look like a someone’s half eaten Go-Gurt!
Good luck to all your friends trying to explain why it’s okay to say your name out in public. Honestly, if it were me, we couldn’t even be friends because I know it would just eventually turn out terrible for my well-being.
Taking the selfie to an entirely new level of self-love with that bedazzled jacket! I mean, I hate seeing myself in people’s photos, I can’t imagine rocking my face as a jacket!