I got crazy eyes over here giving me a headache from making eye contact with those googly things. Do me a favor, go to your tattoo guy and have him just turn those into a Minion for me please.
You know it can’t be good for you if we had multiple people sending in different angles of your walking atrocity. You’d turn heads at an outdoor music festival, that’s how ridiculous you are right now.
My man knows what’s up. Probably pimped that thing all the way up to Canton to watch my boy The Bus, Jerome Bettis, get inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Pimp smack gotta hurt with all them Super Bowl Rings on your hand.