Pick your poison. Like literally. That’s toxins leaving your body people. See, we educate around here too.
I’m not sure if Walmart sells Life Alert, but I’m concerned about how this lady fell and can’t get up. My guess? With those sweet sweatpants, I’d bank on a bottle of vodka. What’s your guess?
For some reason I don’t think this toy will have the outrageous popularity as the Tickle Me Elmo did.
I was just saying to myself the other day, “You know what is totally awesome? That sweet combo of grown ass man and emojis.”