If you’re looking for a red flag in a relationship, a big one is when his heels are bigger than yours.
If Mike Tyson, the baddest man on the planet, can’t even pull off a face tattoo without ridicule what makes you think you’ve got what it takes?
Total amount of fucks given today = 0. Deal with it.
I think I saw this ballet performance….It was a very sweet thing the mental institution put on by its patients. Very touching.