It’s that crazy ex you hit with a car but she still just happens to casually show up in the same places you go.
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Total idiot apparently steps out of 1988 and steps into a prison hospital bed!
I’m not sure what’s worse; the fact that your board shorts need suspenders or the fact that they aren’t even working.
I guess this guy is trying to be the exception to the rule of chicks digging guys with guitars.