Hope you got on some good undies. You don’t want your balls to drop out of your skirt.
At first I was like “Who the hell would take a pregnancy photo at Walmart?!!?” But then I realized all pregnancy photo shoots are dumb so they really can’t look that much more ridiculous by doing it at Walmart. Seriously, don’t argue with me on this one, pregnancy photo shoots are absolutely one of the most ludicrous things going right now.
Not sure why you’re wasting your money, it looks like you’ve got plenty of milk already.
I’m just impressed you were able to dodge the bull and distract the rodeo clown long enough to steal his clothing. That’s impressive.