Well I don’t need a machine to know my blood pressure is boiling.
OHHHH GOD!!!!! It burns just looking at it. I’m gonna go sit in a tub of aloe right now.
Walmart titties…They’re like everything else you get at Walmart. Close to the real deal, but always kinda worse.
I’d say I’m surprised but I’m fairly confident that by law that hat and fanny pack come with the purchase of the “crazy cat lady” t-shirt.