Looks like the Warriors finally came out to play.
Just a big ol’ pile of horse dookie in the middle of Walmart. Nice going Iowa, you were doing a great job of flying under the radar but you just had to go on and screw up. Looking like a bunch of horses asses now huh? Figuratively and literally.
Bro. Just no. Just absolutely no. Maybe, just maybe if you were hung like a moose you could pull off that leopard print leotard (or the rest of that outfit) but accentuating your baby dick is not helping.
Are those heel-less heels? Is that even a thing? Can that even be a thing? Are you trying to train yourself to dunk or something? Why are they red and gold? Did Ronald McDonald make them? So many questions I need to know right now.