It looks like someone threw a mouse at you so hard that it just stuck to the back of your head. Who would have thought one person would ever get to say that to another?
I know it’s every girl’s dream to walk down the aisle…at Walmart…next to a guy in cargo shorts.
I tend to try and look at things on the positive side. For instance, this would look hella intimidating if it were peeking out from a Gladiator Helmet.
Ah yes, the alcoholic bat/troll/fairy/jester I’ve heard so much about…and by “heard so much about” I clearly mean I’ve probably seen you on WTFtattoos.com.