She is probably pulling those shorts out for that sweet release. Those things are so tight I don’t think even a fart could escape.
I don’t think that’s what they mean when people say they can feel Jesus inside them.
With those fancy jorts on this dude looks like he would fit right in with Andy Samberg and the rest of Lonely Island on their boat.
I can’t tell if that’s a man or a woman, but what I can tell is whichever it is, he/she could rip me in half and break my manhood into pieces.