That’s a poor attempt of covering up your panties. Works about as well as a 3 year old that hides behind see-through drapes during Hide-N-Seek.
At what point is it no longer showing some plumber’s crack and it just turns out to you being one big asshole?
This dude’s love for Walmart is literally bursting from his mind!
He needs some flexibility in case ISIS invades the shitter and he has to roundhouse kick a punk ass.