This person straight up doesn’t care. Just flashing the Kohl’s bag right in front of Walmart. “I’ll asphyxiate on my own terms and on another’s low prices!”
I call this masterpiece “The Many Angles of A Walmartian”. Very Andy Warhol-esque don’t you think?
Your back butt is just taunting me now. I want to put some baby powder on it and tuck it away where it will be safe and out of sight.
Not sure you’re going to be able to get that bad boy up to speed to send you back in time, but if it makes you feel better there isn’t a time period where that contraption would look normal anyway.