Not quite the dancers I had in mind, but perhaps this could turn out to be a more memorable Christmas than I thought.
This pic is blurry because the photographer clearly was trembling in fear of this beast that is all man. Probably got caught taking this pic and lost his phone when the guy put it between his butt cheeks and squeezed the life out of it to make a point.
Odds of you ever participating in something like this? 6%. Odds of you being the “center of attention” at something like this? Closer to 45%.
She neglected to cover that ass worse than she is neglecting that kid.