What in the world is that!?!?! Holy shit. I’d keep running my mouth but I have a feeling if you walk around with hair like that you’ve been in a scrap or two in your time and you could probably shank me and sneak out the door before I even finish my sentence.
Your ass looks like a teenager going through puberty who is trying to hide his terrible acne.
Your slutty back looks like a sleepy cartoon bank robber. Carry on.
My wife would probably be pissed, but I would 100% clear my entire bank account just to be inside the head of that dude in camo right now and hear his thoughts.