I hope this is just how you slowly train to work your way up to walking on stilts, because if not I’m openly rooting for you to bite it and fall into a canned goods display.
I must be the only one left on the planet that still feels like a total dildo taking a selfie of myself. Grown ass man with no chill. Ya look foolish.
Our government sucks…but so does he ladies. Good luck resisting a man that hearts vagina but doesn’t heart the man!
What’s all this monkey business going on here? I feel like a broken record on the issue of dirty ass monkeys all up in my public domain.