Is there such thing as being bitemperature? Like bipolar, except instead of different moods your booty is just constantly hot?
Sure, why shouldn’t your pet pig come shopping with you? Only makes sense for Porky here to help pick out the meat you’re going to buy.
I know it has been unseasonably warm this December, but I think you’re taking this a tad too far. In fact, you’d probably be taking mid-July too far in that getup.
At least he can express himself with some creativity. I like a joke that makes you think and I’m pleasantly surprised it came from someone rocking this truck. The standard “F*ck Obama” on a bumper sticker just doesn’t cut it for me anymore.