Got that ripped leopard print like you’re about to film a Tarzan porn parody.
Didn’t quite make it, not even trying to fake it. That’s how bad it must be telling his lady friend he doesn’t want to shop with her. The fear that must be inside him. Chilling.
The people of Whoville just aren’t as cutesy when they grow up and move away from the herd.
Someone better wake his ass up, he’s got presents to deliver in 7 days!