Dude looks like what I imagine Rob Zombie taking his family on vacation looks like.
They must call that an atomic wedgie because it resembles and atomic bomb’s mushroom cloud and leaves a similar path of destruction.
Dude, WTF?! All jokes aside I’m like 90% sure you could go to jail for doing that. Like, you’re in a kids play area brother. You can’t be bare ass with your junk on a horse. They’ve got specific lists & alerts for people like you.
Looking like a grown up Furby walking around.