Oh you got some gator shoes? That’s cute. I got dem gator hood ornaments. Wrestled ’em with my bare hands and I bit them suckers to death to teach them a lesson!
Girl you better watch yourself. Bugs Bunny is gonna jump you and eat your hair-do right on up.
Wow! Like for real, wow! Even chicks with six packs don’t go out in just their sports bra, what makes you think your keg is appropriate to showcase?
Diamonds are forever….so are pictures of your bottom biscuits on the internet.