Her: You know how dog shit kinda curls up?
Stylist: Say no more.
Listen pal, we drew a line at not letting certain animals into Walmart. Now if you had to guess, which side of the line do you think skunks would fall?
I know camels that would be hella jelly of the perfection that is that camel-toe. Immaculate!
I don’t know about a Redneck Inspector Gadget. I was thinking more along the lines of a Redneck Bounty Hunter, but then again I guess that would just make him Dog the Bounty Hunter. So maybe a shittier version of Dog the Bounty Hunter, if that’s possible?