Congratulations to the Denver Broncos for winning Super Bowl 50. Much like this car, the game was underwhelming and the commercials were below average if I’m being nice. Other than that, good stuff all around.
Freaking Cookie Monster is about to get an eating disorder.
Yeah you may judge that dude wearing a bra on the mesh express, but he has at least $70 there, so who’s laughing now?
This is what happened to all of my clothes this morning after stuffing my fat face for 7 hours during last night’s Super Stinker.