Sometimes you just get too turnt up at Walmart and the crash is real and it comes hard.
Like a walking billboard for “I Love the 90’s”. I would do anything for love, but I wouldn’t grow that ridiculous ass pony tail.
I wouldn’t trust this hero to save me from drowning in a puddle.
I can’t tell if you’re just back there taking a nap or if you’re just one more piece of the crap they’ve got loaded back there.