Stylist: What’ll it be?
Her: Give me that Cousin Eddie hat.
Stylist: Say no more.
I don’t think you understand how clothing works. Like at all.
When someone tells you the aliens are coming so you prepare the best you can…
Listen everyone, we love getting pictures from you guys while you’re at Walmart, but this isn’t a sting operation; you don’t have to go deep undercover stealth mode to get a picture of someone with the ass cheeks hanging out.