A classic ass vs. ass matchup. David vs Goliath. The known vs the unknown. Should be interesting!
If there is one thing we can all agree Santa Claus is about, it’s flashing just one titty outside of a Walmart. Merry Titmas everyone!
I hope you all go into your weekend with even half the swag of my man Willy the Pimp. It’ll be the best weekend of your life.
I suppose the silver lining is we caught him on a day he is wearing full leggings and not those booty huggers he is about to buy.