I don’t think you can drop off your dignity there. It seems you left that at your house.
Cute ottoman you’ve got at home, but my man’s leg rest couldn’t be any more literal if you tried. Take that bitches. Keep doing you my friend.
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The shocking part is that you’ve managed to already crack your podunk backup mirror already. Perhaps you should just stop driving.