Okie dokie, nice and creepy for everyone. Nothing like a muscular mannequin to give me the heebie jeebies today.
Listen, if you’re gonna be a zebra, then dammit be a zebra 100%. Don’t be buying your food at Walmart. Get your ass out in a field and eat some grass or something. Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but perhaps we should brace ourselves for when Mars Attacks.
Oh what’s that? For some crazy unlikely reason this sweet ride broke down. No big deal, I’ll just hop on the tricycle or the creepy baby shopping cart to keep this fun train moving. Fashionable and practical.