This mythical creature can morph into a unicorn and poop butterflies while it hunts for gluten-free tacos in the wild…
Well that’s just one of those couples you can’t wait to ask the story of how they met.
♫ Ohhhhhh, You’re once, twice, three times a Walcreature. ♫
Must be one of those old timey fellas from the Velveeta commercials protecting his liquid gold.