Damn girl, you don’t have to spell it out. We’ll know when you’re strutting to the bathroom like a penguin on speed.
Hey stop for a second and picture this: You…wearing pants. Whaaaaat? I know it sounds crazy, but just hear me out. It will change the way people look at you forever.
What in the world? You can’t even act like you don’t know your big ol’ ass is hanging out. Ain’t nobody wanna see them moon craters. Lift them britches!
Well I think it’s safe to say we’re all pretty excited that you’re at least looking at shirts. The first step is admitting there is a problem.