“You know what would make this giant cookie covered in icing even better? A humongous poop emoji!”
This man is clearly not supported by PETA…he does however have my full support.
Wowzers! I’m not a betting man, but between the weed tattoo and the bathing suit choices I have to believe the odds of that poor little girl growing up completely shattered has to be through the roof.
Just when you thought the world was completely out of weird fetishes…