Check out Dumbledork from Wizardville…ok if you can’t tell by now I don’t know anything about Harry Potter so you guys can make up your own nerdy joke on this one.
Meet Puerto Rican Prince. He sings about his little red 1991 IROC-Z.
Good ol’ Myrtle Beach. Back where People Of Walmart got its start. Looks like you got a hometown discount on that outfit.
Not sure if I appreciate your language or how direct you are, but I can appreciate going against the norm & being different by asking to see something besides their titties, however unlikely that may actually be.