Is sagging still a thing? I thought the exact opposite took over and now everyone is trying to get the tightest skinny jeans or some shit? I feel so out of touch with what’s cool these days.
Geez, I think this qualifies as “riding bitch” a whole lot more than sitting in a middle seat.
While I’m fairly confident you turned in your man-card long before this, I’m gonna have to insist on you handing it over in case you’ve escaped prior judgement.
Not to sound too jealous, but I’m a bit sad I wasn’t invited to their pretty picnic.