Ain’t no Shawshank Redemption around here. Grandma is still about that hardcore bitch life. And don’t you forget it.
How can we trust you to check yourself out at Walmart when you clearly didn’t do it before leaving your house?
Dude. That’s a trashy outfit even if you were a real woman. Rethink the Peggy Bundy bikini look.
Changing rooms? Who needs those? Show us you’re just like everyone else and put those pants on one leg at a time in front of the world partner.