Skulls, lightning, jacked up pitbulls….If this guy doesn’t wear American flag MC Hammer pants, a fanny pack and sells kids bags of weed and steroids, then I don’t want to live here anymore.
I’d call those jorts “booty shorts” but I don’t think you’ve actually got enough back there to qualify that as a butt.
It’s been quite some time since we’ve seen the legendary plastic sex doll walking the mean streets of Walmart. For a bit there I thought she somehow got deflated.
Good, maybe that bird can constantly repeat “No birds in the damn store” to you over and over and over again until you get the picture.