Wow! I’m not even concerned with the safety or legality of that whole setup there because I’m just so impressed right now. Like, good for you for even being able to rig that together.
This dude pulls in so much tail it’s not even funny bro.
Those are so far down I’m more convinced you’re trying to take a dump in the aisle more so than I can actually believe your pants are just falling off.
Not very appropriate, but I can definitely think of like a million worse ways to go out.