Pants…for those you prefer to keep their bottom biscuits to themselves.
It’s time to play “Guess That Bodily Fluid”! Is it sweat, piss or something else? Winner gets to sniff it!
Pro: You have a really good poker face. Con: You are super creepy therefore you have nobody to play poker with.
Not really sure where to start here. I guess your cane is pretty dope. Pretty much the only thing you’ve got going for you.