Looking like the white trash Mike Tyson. And I bet you he can take and throw a punch like Iron Mike too.
Your pants are so tight that they squeezed the poo out. That’s not good. You’re leaking.
Huh? Why would you do that? It’s 2016, the pirate success rate is at like 5%. Honestly just not a good income source.
Where are you going lady? Because I’ll follow you anywhere. Mainly because I know it’s gonna be an off the hook party wherever you show up with those heels and fanny pack.