To be fair, if I told you I was going out wearing only my Duck Dynasty boxers, you’d probably freak out until I told you I was just heading over to Walmart. Then you’d totally understand and accept it.
Maybe when this kid grows up he can use these pictures as his special memories in his graduation yearbook of you mom! So proud. Tears of joy.
Does anything scream “sex-appeal” more than some unenthusiastic tits and ass in the clearance aisle?
So long story short….you f*cked a bear?