Listen lady, one’s ability to wear some bottom biscuit booty shorts is limited to a select few and even then, their window to do so is short. Lets just say you don’t fall into that spectrum.
Listen folks, this isn’t your regular run-of-the-mill bullshit yard sale. This is the most epic mother-effin yard sale in the history of yard sales. Hell, this bad mama-jama spans 2 whole days! So get your green 1991 minivan or your 1989 pickup truck, park it right in the middle of their neighbors driveways so they can’t get out and rummage around some junk so you can offer 10% of what their asking.
The only way that would be cool is if life was like the cartoons and you look like a sprinkler when you drink a bunch of water.
Looking like the bubble gum I left under my desk in the 7th grade.