Anybody want to take a ride back to the House of a 1,000 Corpses?
Girl, watchu doin with that big booty out in public like that? That’s not even an empty aisle there. There are some old ladies buying tea and canned goods like 3 feet away from dat ass!
I’d bet good money this is the type of dude that slams down a bro-tein shake like every hour.
Seriously, I’m pretty sure 20% of the happiness derived from babies comes directly from dressing them up at Halloween or using them as an accessory at Halloween.