Onesies. Nothing says I need attention but I’m also super lazy like a onesie! Which do you like better? Caution come or moo moo?
Do I poke fun or compliment you for covering up those man boobies?
I feel like some millennial should jump out and scream “What are those?” while pointing to his shoes….and then I totally regret my decision to allow that stupidity and hate myself for the rest of the day.