Well technically pimps do make quite the difference. Not so much in the positive form, but a difference nonetheless. Maybe you could smack some people around and get another register open? That would help.
Quite the interesting look you’ve got there. You seem to fit the role of the Mad Hatter’s sister.
I hope someone got a picture of that monkey shitting down the front of your shirt. Then I could plug it in right there and print myself out a nice blanket to remember what a jackass you are for bringing your monkey into Walmart.
Ah yes, because who doesn’t want to be known as “The Skeleton Man”? However, I will say the tiny Christmas hats are a nice touch. Very festive.