Aloha! I just got back from Maui myself and I can definitely tell you a few things. (1) They do love Spam (2) Halloween / Day of the dead is much bigger than I expected and (3) you know Walmart was going to manage to find itself a home there. Aloha again!
Parenting hacks 101. Get ’em dry by any means necessary.
Keep your Christmas music and decorations and toys and ads and everything else. My mind is on that turkey right now and I won’t be deterred.
All this talk about glass ceilings and whatnot and I’m over here pointing out that women have been growing some power femullets that put some male mullets to shame. If that’s not progress, then I don’t know what is.