There may or may not be a dead squirrel in that mo-mulllet of his. I cannot confirm or deny.
It looks like your mother cut your hair while you had a bicycle helmet on. #SheGaveYouWings
A peanut butter & jelly sandwich isn’t a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without Jif Peanut Butter. Fact.
Because nothing else is going to help you get through the holidays with your family as they fight about politics.