You see that hunters? Now you don’t even have to shoot the damn things yourself! Walmart really does have it all for Hunting Season / Scare-All-The-Little-Kids-When-They-See-Dead-Bambi-In-A-Shopping-Cart Season.
Makes sense she is in the free weight aisle because it appears she plans on doing a few sets of snatches…
Not quite the Hairspray Live I thought they were promoting, but probably just as entertaining.
Willy The Pimp…the Walmart version of Santa Claus that brings backhand slaps instead of gifts.