When you get super baked but your girlfriend still makes you to go grocery shopping with her.
Goat shit in Target? Have we hit a point where Walmart can no longer handle the capacity of crazy and it’s starting to spill over into other retailers?!?!
I can only hope this dude suffers from some serious sleep walking; to the point where he can drive to Walmart and get his weekly shopping done.
Some might say you’re a little late for Thanksgiving darling, but I say you’re never too early for the best meal of the year. Keep doing you!